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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ghostmontygreen
cannon-fannon:
“ greeedybastard:
“ diggly:
“ mamacastiel:
“ why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a...
mamacastiel

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

greeedybastard

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

cannon-fannon

March 15 again and here we go…

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targuzzler

@cishet aces mad enough to scroll down a gargantuan blocklist to isolate yourselves from everyone who thinks just being disinterested in sex makes you oppressed, since you hate actual lgbt people so much why dont you just make your own community? you know, instead of this stupid bullshit where you equate “ace exclusionists” to terfs and pedophiles to the point of putting “aphobe” in front of those in terms of relevance. maybe instead of trying to force yourself into spaces you objectively dont belong in, you could put the tiniest amount of effort, equivalent to a small fraction of the effort you put into this massive tome of stupid ineffectual bullshit at worst and misguided equivalency at best, into actually working on a community in which you actually belong and arent infringing on anyone else’s comfort and safety. just a thought.

dansaidphilisonfire

ha?

mcdolans

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

mishassbuttofthelord

HOW

paint-me-a-butt

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

takemewherethewildthingsare

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
m-a-l-t-a-r-a

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

thefandomlyfe

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there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

kirksthyla

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

assliam

well

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do not question

sasstronauuut

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

littlekawaiiusagi

Lol doubt it

person3737

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

starbaby96

What the hell, I’ll try it

thepanicatthediscoaddict

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I GOT A DOOT DOOT

rosepheniox

I wants a doot doot

killjoycrybaby

hoooowwww does this work??!

awesomeskinnythighs

This is a lieeeee

alltimesleepingveils

I want a doot doot

anaxxalex

Give me a doot doot

dansaidphilisonfire

doot doot me up daddy

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